My son, Bert, at the manly age of five . . . feeling his importance as a citizen, said, “I’m not going to eat any of THAT stuff!!” . . . referring to a bowl of spinach. And I said, “Of COURSE not. You’re not old enough, not strong enough, not big enough!” Mother started protesting, “He is TOO old enough big enough strong enough.” And you know on whose side Bert was