A wife gets woken by her husband bearing coffee and croissants.
She says to him, „There’s nothing better than honey on my croissants in the morning. There are so many different varieties of honey, each, like wine, has it’s own character. Honey is definitely my favorite breakfast spread.
Then she says, „But honey is so unhealthy, all those little insects manufacturing it in unhygienic conditions, and it can be bad for your blood sugar, on second thoughts I loathe honey“
Her bemused husband replies, „You can’t have it both ways, you need to make up your mind.“
„I quite agree,“ she replies „And I will make up my mind which opinion I want to hold once I know if we have any honey in the kitchen“