{"id":10790,"date":"2012-09-17T21:52:46","date_gmt":"2012-09-17T21:52:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.briancullen.net\/stories\/?p=49"},"modified":"2012-09-17T21:52:46","modified_gmt":"2012-09-17T21:52:46","slug":"the-key","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teachingstories.briancullen.net\/de\/2012\/09\/17\/the-key\/","title":{"rendered":"The Key"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A drunk is searching the ground under a street lamp. A friend gets there and asks him what he is doing. The drunk slurs, &#8222;I&#8217;m looking for my key.&#8220; The friend helps him search every where. Half an hour later they still have not found the key. The friend asks, &#8222;Are you sure you lost it here?&#8220; &#8222;No,&#8220; replies the drunk, &#8222;I lost it inside my house.&#8220; &#8222;Then why are you looking here?&#8220; &#8222;Because the light is here.&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A drunk is searching the ground under a street lamp. A friend gets there and asks him what he is doing. The drunk slurs, &#8222;I&#8217;m looking for my key.&#8220; The friend helps him search every where. Half an hour later they still have not found the key. The friend asks, &#8222;Are you sure you lost [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10790","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other","category-stories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teachingstories.briancullen.net\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10790","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teachingstories.briancullen.net\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teachingstories.briancullen.net\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teachingstories.briancullen.net\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teachingstories.briancullen.net\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10790"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/teachingstories.briancullen.net\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10790\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teachingstories.briancullen.net\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10790"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teachingstories.briancullen.net\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10790"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teachingstories.briancullen.net\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10790"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}