{"id":148,"date":"2014-07-23T05:52:23","date_gmt":"2014-07-23T05:52:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.briancullen.net\/stories\/?p=148"},"modified":"2020-08-18T02:49:57","modified_gmt":"2020-08-18T02:49:57","slug":"the-repairman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teachingstories.briancullen.net\/de\/2014\/07\/23\/the-repairman\/","title":{"rendered":"The Repairman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There is an old story of a boilermaker who was hired to fix a huge steamship boiler system that was not working well. After listening to the engineer&#8217;s description of the problems and asking a few questions, he went to the boiler room. He looked at the maze of twisting pipes, listened to the thump of the boiler and the hiss of escaping steam for a few minutes, and felt some pipes with his hands. Then he hummed softly to himself, reached into his overalls and took out a small hammer, and tapped a bright red valve, once. Immediately the entire system began working perfectly, and the boilermaker went home. When the steamship owner received a bill for $1,000 he complained that the boilermaker had only been in the engine room for fifteen minutes, and requested an itemized bill. This is what the boilermaker sent him:<br \/>\nFor tapping with hammer: $ .50<br \/>\nFor knowing where to tap: 999.50<br \/>\nTotal: $1,000.00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is an old story of a boilermaker who was hired to fix a huge steamship boiler system that was not working well. After listening to the engineer&#8217;s description of the problems and asking a few questions, he went to the boiler room. He looked at the maze of twisting pipes, listened to the thump [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-148","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other","category-stories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teachingstories.briancullen.net\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teachingstories.briancullen.net\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teachingstories.briancullen.net\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teachingstories.briancullen.net\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teachingstories.briancullen.net\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=148"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/teachingstories.briancullen.net\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11274,"href":"https:\/\/teachingstories.briancullen.net\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148\/revisions\/11274"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teachingstories.briancullen.net\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teachingstories.briancullen.net\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teachingstories.briancullen.net\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}