{"id":229,"date":"2013-12-04T10:28:15","date_gmt":"2013-12-04T10:28:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.briancullen.net\/stories\/?p=229"},"modified":"2013-12-04T10:28:15","modified_gmt":"2013-12-04T10:28:15","slug":"is-there-honey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teachingstories.briancullen.net\/de\/2013\/12\/04\/is-there-honey\/","title":{"rendered":"Is there Honey?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A wife gets woken by her husband bearing coffee and croissants.<br \/>\nShe says to him, &#8222;There&#8217;s nothing better than honey on my croissants in the morning. There are so many different varieties of honey, each, like wine, has it&#8217;s own character. Honey is definitely my favorite breakfast spread.<br \/>\nThen she says, &#8222;But honey is so unhealthy, all those little insects manufacturing it in unhygienic conditions, and it can be bad for your blood sugar, on second thoughts I loathe honey&#8220;<br \/>\nHer bemused husband replies, &#8222;You can&#8217;t have it both ways, you need to make up your mind.&#8220;<br \/>\n&#8222;I quite agree,&#8220; she replies &#8222;And I will make up my mind which opinion I want to hold once I know if we have any honey in the kitchen&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A wife gets woken by her husband bearing coffee and croissants. She says to him, &#8222;There&#8217;s nothing better than honey on my croissants in the morning. There are so many different varieties of honey, each, like wine, has it&#8217;s own character. Honey is definitely my favorite breakfast spread. Then she says, &#8222;But honey is so [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other","category-stories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teachingstories.briancullen.net\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teachingstories.briancullen.net\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teachingstories.briancullen.net\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teachingstories.briancullen.net\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teachingstories.briancullen.net\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=229"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/teachingstories.briancullen.net\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teachingstories.briancullen.net\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teachingstories.briancullen.net\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teachingstories.briancullen.net\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}